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Glass Demotivational Poster

I -

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Rating: 4.51/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L

CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke

AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...

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Rating: 4.92/5

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HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's ass?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


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Rating: 5/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:14 pm
Amsome culos! 5L

FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.

KAMINA - Proud member of the Squirtle Squad


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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm

HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?



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Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!

RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am
5 bloody finger5

MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's nipples are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's nipples.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of sex most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are sexier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex


POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....

PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!

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engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be


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S-O-B-E-R -


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mariand - November 25, 2011, 7:19 am
lol... true

ENGINEERS - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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Christos - April 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
What's in the glass? Is it liquid? Maybe Gravel? Blood? Is it used in a sacrificial context? Questioner: Nnnnever mind.



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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my ass off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


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Rating: 4.36/5

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I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass



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Eating Paste - September 3, 2009, 2:54 pm
Women and glasses give me a happy in my pants.



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Rating: 2.42/5

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TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?

TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.

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pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
5L's Four-eyes
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
How did i know some technical a$$ would point that out. Jk, whats up agg? The other noob logged off.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Six, technically. But, 5L will suffice.


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Rating: 4.69/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:57 pm
5L space.
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
He was always more interested in thongs than slippers.

TOTALLY UNREALISTIC - Superwoman wouldn't need glasses ...

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Rating: 4.68/5

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maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:53 pm
What A Belly .
CloudchaserS - January 16, 2012, 3:52 am
Perhaps not to see, but girls always look cuter with glasses!


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LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:09 pm
So to phrase that in a rather crass way: "Their cunts runneth over"
LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:08 pm
I don't see why...if they can bleed like they do every month and not die then they must have an ample supply!
Elder God Douchebag - December 17, 2008, 1:09 pm
Hey, here's a fun idea, Tony. Go get shot. Then we won't have to deal with you anymore.
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 12:52 pm
Seems like men's balls have dropped off all over the world... Letting a woman take your self respect? Ouch...
Divorcee - December 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
Your Blood, Your Children, Your Money, Your Soul, Your House, Your Car, Your Self Respect, Your Life Essence, Your Complete Destruction etc, etc, etc.
Elwood - December 4, 2008, 9:35 am
I wouldn't ask her for a blowjob, if I were you.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 1:54 am
you forgot money too wit... and your soul slowly but surely
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 12:30 am
If by "females" you mean my wife, and if by "blood" you mean helping out around the house and mowing the lawn every week, then yes.

IRISH SUNGLASSES - My futures so bright, i gotta wear shades

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Rating: 2.05/5
OH JESUS - June 12, 2009, 6:08 pm
Stop, please stop agdaniele! You're making it better!
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:38 pm
Can't stop laughing? You are a piece of sh*t.
OH JESUS - June 12, 2009, 5:34 pm
I can't stop laughing!
Becca - January 14, 2009, 1:05 am
Abuse is never funny. This picture is definitely NOT funny.
Jommick - October 19, 2008, 8:37 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa, there's an ad about the Irish over there
RnR - August 11, 2008, 4:45 am
It's always funny if you're not at the receiving end
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:25 am
this is disturbing. how do any of you find this remotely funny?
ericke - July 2, 2008, 2:22 pm
"I deserved it for leaving the mop out"

NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.


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Rating: 3.88/5

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dslohand - September 23, 2011, 10:11 pm
I'd crap if she found the lost puppy.





Perseverance -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:10 pm
I remember it everyday. Although it's really difficult to find cyanide tablets.
Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am
Thanks boys, cheers.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 10:04 pm
Hammy Time! I must now drink, cheers laddie
Sho - March 21, 2014, 9:48 pm
Beautiful :'). 5/f

SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the damn glass! tee hic


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Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
we don't get exposed to many musicals here, and my music taste is rather limited, thus the ignorance is generated :D
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Heh, Hammy one is a band with a song: Insane in the Membrane, the other a musical with a song: The Rain in Spain (falls mainly on the plain). Both are about smoking pot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2011, 2:10 pm
I am..have you ever eaten a Crow?....cuz I have.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 12:24 pm
Are you aware a flock of crows or ravens is called a murder? Mmm...murder.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:49 am
This picture is depressing yet very peaceful to look at. I like.
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
Perhaps A goat prisoner?
ICEMAN - January 23, 2011, 6:34 pm
You mean like you going away?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:19 pm
If you behave ...good things will come to you..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:18 pm
You all sound like the voices coming from my cellar....don't ask for food bitch!
culos - January 23, 2011, 5:58 pm
Try and read a book someday....
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 5:56 pm
and those would be?
spacedog - January 23, 2011, 5:51 pm
The rain on the pane drives you insane? Is that Cypress Hill or My Fair Lady? 5L

F#CK AVATAR - I don't need 3-D to enjoy a movie...

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Rating: 4.3/5

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Produceman117 - January 24, 2010, 5:49 pm
CANADA - January 24, 2010, 5:11 pm
lucky bastard got to go fight in Greece
CANADA - January 24, 2010, 5:09 pm
nope, its the guy I lost to in nationals. I didn't loose the fight I dropped out because I tore my hamstring
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 8:02 pm
5L, Bart. Very clever. @Canada: Speaking of avatars, is that a picture of you in yours?
CANADA - January 23, 2010, 4:04 pm
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:33 am
This might be a little too subtle to survive, but the eye patch thing cracks me up every time I think about it.

PERVERTS - You all thought it didn't you. You disgust me.

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Rating: 3.91/5

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Derek - March 24, 2010, 2:52 pm
Fabulous :})
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 11:47 am
then she'd be European. 5L
forseti - March 24, 2010, 11:45 am
Thank God it's not a pitcher...

INSATIABLE THIRST - With this example scientists have shown that it switches off your brain.


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Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 12:55 pm

I always knew you and Fred had something in common.
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:27 am
Frederick schmederick. Obviously he’s never repaired a broken woman.
lgvernon - October 16, 2014, 11:27 pm

Thank you, TH.
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:26 pm
Nice. Image and quote.


ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am

OPTIMISM VS. PESSIMISM - Some see the glass as half full, others as half-empty. I see the glass, it contains liquids, and I probably shouldn't drink it.

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Azzameen85 - August 8, 2011, 3:40 pm
Glass is too big... Besides, that particualar glass is prob. less than half full. Just need to find the mathbooks again...
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:15 am
Looks like a half a shot of vodka.... I would drink it
TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:41 pm
technically theres air in the part with no liquid, so in my eyes the glass is ALLWAYS full.

GIVING HEAD - That's the only reason he stays with her.


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Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:58 pm
No i pay no attention nor mind to politics.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Oh this has GOT to have something to do with Obama stimulus money...


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Rating: 2.22/5

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HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? - No matter which way; the next round is still on you

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CloudchaserS - September 5, 2012, 1:01 am
*sneaks up and empties the glass while the optimist and pessimist are arguing*
Airman - September 4, 2012, 4:34 pm
lol.. I will remember this



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Rating: 4.48/5

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A BEER - Your sole reward for a day of hard labour helping a friend.

PESSIMISM - I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things The glass is half full, and its cracked, and I cut my lip on it and chipped a tooth

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TEENAGERS - The world needs ditch diggers too.

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MO - March 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
One of my fav quotes!! That will do!!
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:39 pm
Sure these weren't from MO's personal stash?

XRAY GLASSES - They didn't work until I went to the strip club, those guys are totally smoking hot !

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Rating: 3.75/5

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SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE - I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

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Verdeckt - February 22, 2012, 10:09 pm
Missed one Iceman, this one's Steven Wright

INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you


MY OINKLEYS - So I just got them... Do I look like a star?

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GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.

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TIMING - good composition and framing, this has it all. Happy Birthday.

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CJ - August 17, 2009, 1:23 am
I don't know what "Espect" is.



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Are you helping? -

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lgvernon - January 11, 2014, 11:58 pm

LOL~~Yeah, just call me Lucy.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:13 pm
Is that because your name is Lucy, LG?
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:08 pm
I want one of those Inax toilets. It analyzes your stool and sends the result to your phone.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:01 pm
Stupid people EVERYWHERE.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:00 pm
That should be entertaining, Steve
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:54 pm
If it's any consolation to you, no matter how sophisticated the technology gets...stupid people will still be operating it. VCR's use to be advanced and most of them ended improperly programmed and had P&J sandwiches shoved into their drives...
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Meh...It'll short out as soon as people start tripping in fountains...The first person videos of people walking into brick walls is also worth waiting for...
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 8:38 pm

GaryO - January 10, 2014, 8:24 pm
Yeah, my toilet has the same feature. Just this morning it rejected what I ate last night. Thought it wasn’t me due to the rife amount of carrots and rutabagas. Coulda used a voice recognition plunger.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:43 pm

If it says, 'Good Morning, Linda,' in the 2001 Hal voice, it's hittin' the wall.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:42 pm

My brand new Samsung smartphone has both facial and vocal recognition software in it. I can also operate it entirely with gestures, without touching the screen at all. Just another example of how fast all this technology is moving.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:38 pm
You should watch the promotional video, if you already haven’t. It’s quite amazing, but ups the privacy issue to RED.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:37 pm
On top of this, NameTag has released a facial recognition app to be used with Google Glass: Snap a pic, run it against their data base & find any public info available. This is stepping over the line.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:26 pm
The only recording I'll do is with my mind.
steve1961 - January 10, 2014, 6:47 am
So you won't be watching us back I take it?
premiumgrade - January 9, 2014, 6:51 pm
I'm not helping to EXPAND their spying capabilities by posting. Wearing these glasses greatly expands their capabilities. Literally millions of sets of eyes around the world. I won’t help them.
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:40 pm
Scary true
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:40 am

love it
steve1961 - January 9, 2014, 12:58 am
And so you post something online..?



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Rating: 4.19/5

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versteckt - February 3, 2011, 1:35 am
So do Scientologists, but they're not legit.
karlyn23 - January 30, 2011, 8:20 pm
ICEMAN - January 29, 2011, 8:52 pm
Yeah but... they came from Battle Creek Mi. They had to be legit. 5



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forseti - December 19, 2011, 6:07 am
"talking shit"...


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Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:36 pm


IRONY - She doesn't realize that you're SUPPOSED to read Manga backwards.

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 2, 2012, 9:19 pm
Nerd test: If you saw the comic first (like me) I have news for you...


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Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:55 pm
Kind of looks like it. Alright, I over analyzed it. I gave it 5 oral lions.
Informator - September 17, 2009, 3:49 pm
she has a mustache..? ..
Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:44 pm
He probably is craving some salty taffy.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:44 pm
Huh? Ya lost me.
Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:43 pm
What about the guy next to her, with almost the same expression?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:35 pm
I saw red and blonde.
Sean - September 17, 2009, 3:34 pm
bOB it's like she just don't care ... she could very well be Canadian.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
Does she know that her garash green sweater clashes horribly with her nails?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 2:53 pm

HUSBANDS - It's never too late to train them !

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Anonimous - January 22, 2010, 3:11 pm
I love to be a single
MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thanks Ron - I Always Love Your Work.
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 12:28 pm
5L Mr. MustyK! Good job!
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 10:55 am
Then you start jumping and he gets to bleeding and then you tell him, "Now clean up the carpet, bitch!"
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 10:50 am
Nah, the message I'd like to send goes more like, "Shape the fuck up or Imma stand on your back while you lie on broken glass."
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 10:46 am
@TOC, for memories of New Years Eves gone past, or freaky ritualistic fertilty acts you've enjoyed?
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 9:52 am
I approved this one so I could show it to my kids' dad.
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 9:46 am
Or too early...that kid in the background is like "WTF?"
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 9:29 am
ROR! Now you sir better be standing on that carpet cause i don't want any scratches on my back... it makes my old lady think things


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boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 6:13 am
are those for lela?
rerun - December 23, 2009, 9:42 am

Hey, I didn't say it was me....just sadder.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:39 am
TMI, Rerun, TMI :)
rerun - December 23, 2009, 9:32 am

Sadder still when you can say you are a Greybeard....everywhere


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redhdsrbst - February 18, 2010, 11:39 am
Posting rules prevent "The rest of the story.."

COMPARING CANNONS - Not Very Smart Bringing a Pea-Shooter To A Gun Fight.


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agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:04 pm



WOOF - That's Right. You is Jealous of my glasses.

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champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:42 pm
I don't think so...

PUBLIC POOL - My Tax Dollars At Work

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agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
We have another underqualified chickfaker?

YOU ALL MISSPELLED IT - And it's on my grandma's shelf!

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Moooo - July 17, 2008, 2:07 am
LOL That was "amsome", nice!

SPECSAVERS - Even if you'd gone there it wouldn't have helped

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HUGE SHADES - Because you already told the Bitch twice!!

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BRICK TAMLAND - Ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said...his tummy itches.

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rerun - January 1, 2011, 9:02 am

we used to accept tunnels, slow your roll
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 7:49 am
No tunnels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 7:42 am
No tunnels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

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JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!

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chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 11:49 pm
Thanks Silverheart, I haven't posted on another site but this one mainly because I haven't figured out how to do it yet. But I will! :)
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 12:01 pm

Pikachu as a defibrillator - love it! Please submit to AnimeOtakus as well? I know the moderator, and I think he'd appreciate it greatly.

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